What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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GONNA

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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women's rights

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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