Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Religion

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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my bubbles!

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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