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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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