How's your mum? she's dead..

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Knock knock

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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