Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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America Votes

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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