Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Chikin nuggets

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you.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Hi

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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