Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Your momma's so fat...

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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