What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Sarah Palin

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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