Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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