Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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i have cancer

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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