Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Miami Heat.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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