Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Yo Mamma

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Womens rights

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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