- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Knock Knock No solicitors

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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