Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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ecks! why zee?

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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