Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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ecks! why zee?

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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your life

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Immigration Laws

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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