- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Immigration Laws

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What is white and long? A New York winter

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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