- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

your life

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

ecks! why zee?

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Immigration Laws

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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