Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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wael.. nuff said

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your face is kinda funny

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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