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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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