- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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