what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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So a guy is on his way to work and he nearly gets hit by a bus. He sticks his middle finger up at the bus driver but a couple seconds later he realized that it was the same bus he was supposed to get on so he apologized to the bus driver and got on the bus. He was 15 minutes late for the 420th time this week so he was fired from his job and went back home. On his way home he was not allowed on the bus because he left his oyster card somewhere so he had to walk home. 69 minutes later he arrives home to his wife and kids. What did the man say to his wife when he got back home? "Hi."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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