Yesterday, I was assasinated.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Y u do dis?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

don't read this

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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