- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

your life

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Immigration Laws

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

ecks! why zee?

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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