Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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