- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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