- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

roses are red violets are blue

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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