what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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