Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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