1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Skinny people fart less.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Neil Lewis

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

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