- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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