- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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