- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

roses are red violets are blue

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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