- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

No it doesnt..

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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