- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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