- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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