- Anti Joke

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

A midget walked under a bar.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.