- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Skrillex.

Fine, ladies first.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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