- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

black people

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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