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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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