Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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