What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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