- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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