- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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