- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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