- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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