A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

i committed murder

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

what's black? a lot of things.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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