This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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The queen having a shit

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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boo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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