once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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