Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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