- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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