A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Good job, son.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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