How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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